Sunday, May 2, 2010

Lazy Days

The last two weeks have been crazy calm. The weather’s getting a slight bit cooler as the transition to the cool season begins, courtesy of the Humboldt current making itself known– we get some breezes and cloud cover during the day. On occasion it gets a little chilly at night; I wore a sweatshirt for the first time in three months. The water is frigid. I’ve picked up a slight phobia of swimming in it, since people have had weird sores and armpit infections popping up: most likely courtesy of the town’s sewage dump site’s alarming location between the most popular beaches, surf and snorkel sites. The town’s nonfunctional hospital is currently overwhelmed with Dengue Fever, to which only one of us (the students) has managed to fall victim. So far. I’m doing independent study for a professor rather than sit in a stagnant 80° classroom through the mornings. Instead, I get to chill out watching lobos four hours a day. Evenings have included a lot of fire spinning on the beach and the fishing pier, resulting in a rather large quantity of singed arm hair and eyebrows as I take advantage of the opportunity to pick up some new tricks from a friend much more badass than myself. I know, life is hard.

In the absence of anything super exciting to report, I figured I’d throw out a few more fun facts:
• It takes approximately 30 minutes for a frigatebird to inflate his pouch and 45 for deflation. I think. He will site in the same place for up to three weeks, without eating, to wait for a mate.
• Hammerheads are one of three species known to tan in response to sun exposure, the others being humans and pigs.
• Our resident scalloped hammerheads are among those known to attack humans.
• On a similar note, Galápagos sharks happen to be closely related to great whites, hence the previously noted stalking of groups of snorkelers including yours truly at right around dinnertime.
• Don’t ask about black-tips; I don’t know the answer.
• Blue-footed boobies’ feet are like flamingos’ feathers: they change color in response to their diet. Blue is “unhealthy;” turquoise is fantastic.
• The vampire finch, a subspecies of the sharp-beaked ground finch found only on Darwin and Wolf Islands, supplements its diet by drinking the blood of nazca and blue-footed boobies.
• A giant tortoise will outlive yourself, your children, and quite possibly your grandchildren.
• The temperature inside the nest determines the sex of turtle and tortoise hatchlings. So, if climate change keeps up, we’re gonna have rather a lot of females on our hands.
• Multiple species of Scalesia are members of the daisy family that have morphed into giant trees.
• Galápagos hawks are polyandrous.

I hear it's getting warmer in the states– hope everyone's enjoying the sun.

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Vacaciones!!!

When we arrive in Santa Cruz on Monday, I determine that Dramamine is a Very Good Idea for my next two-hour-plus voyage on the high seas. In the harbor we pass a fancy National Geographic ship, complete with magazine cover outline on the bow. Apparently the TED conference is taking place in the Galápagos this year, so lots of celebrities have paid bank to come sit on a boat on the equator and listen to well-known scientists and announce new marine reserves while we grace the island. Santa Cruz is busy. Stepping off a boat into Puerto Ayora, a town of around 18,000, after spending two and a half months in Puerto Baquerizo Moreno (Pop 5,000) is somewhat overwhelming. I feel assaulted by civilization. There are four piers. There’s a supermarket. There is a street lined with pharmacies, brand stores (ok, just one, but still.), classy souvenir shops, and people and cars everywhere. It’s noisy, it’s smelly, and there are an absurd number of streetlights. The island itself, apart from the town, is also vastly different from San Cristóbal. Its shores are laced with narrow channels–old lava tunnels turned shark resting waters and shaded swimming alcoves. The sun is more intense– many of us apply sunscreen for the first time in weeks. And the weather comes with more variation: although during daylight hours the sun sears the earth, most evenings bring a cool breeze. I am able to don jeans in comfort for the first time since Quito. Over the course of the afternoon we settle into the hostel, sleep off the boat ride, explore the town, and– allow me to revert to my hormonal 21-year-old self for a moment– only one entirely unimpressed male member of the group comes to dinner reporting that not only did he manage to locate Lonesome George: he watched the sadly unreproductive tortoise from across the enclosure from Leonardo DiCaprio. I can’t lie: we’re jealous.

Tuesday we pile into speedboats that take us to a little island just out of the harbor called la Loberia where we snorkel in the waves with a huge number of new species of new fish, including brilliant immature giant damselfish hiding among the rocks, glossy black adorned with bright turquoise spots. A huge male lobo relaxes as the waves crash over us, carrying us perilously close to each other before the human component makes a point of scrambling away. We then head back into the bay along the cliffs, passing just beneath preening blue-footed boobies and lava gulls, to the mouth of a channel where we again jump out to snorkel. Here we find a school of baby parrotfish (complete with surrounding cloud of feces), marine iguanas and white-tipped reef sharks. While the majority of the two-meter sharks pass under us and into the channel (restricted access only), one decides to circle a few times before coming to rest in a sandy patch a few meters below, baring its teeth as we approach through a downright evil thermocline to take photos. Our last disembarkment of the morning leads us up a winding rocky path until, after 20 minutes, we find ourselves peering over the top of a set of 45’ cliffs into another channel, filled with deep, cool, clear water... And so we jump.

Wednesday we are reminded that, despite all appearances, we’re still in class. The morning is spent at the Charles Darwin Research Center, in the first air-conditioned room we’ve encountered since arriving in the islands, watching researchers’ presentations over fisheries, climate change, conservation, and turtles, and other aspects of the biography, geology, oceanography, and ecology of the islands. In the afternoon we tour the research center. We pass mockingbirds perched on candelabra cacti known to be over 70 years old, having lost all the spines from their now toughened brown trunks. We watch young tortoises– five or six inches across and recently out of the hatcheries– sleep, slowly lumber along paths, and make carnage of greens strewn among their masses. We walk through an enclosure where giant male tortoises spend their days; unfortunately the mid-afternoon sun shines down and they have all decided to take refuge in the vines that ring their home. We therefore view of five giant tortoise butts and one who decides to grumpily show his face to the world. Continuing up the path, we come to an overlook into an enclosure containing a remarkably lonely and dejected- looking Lonesome George, complete with legs splayed out and neck sprawled across the ground, head hidden behind a rock. Dear Lonesome George, methinks you need some new lady friends. Next we come to the land iguanas. Unlike the black marine iguanas, these are fat and colorful: the three species contain a mix of red, orange, yellow, and gray. While two simply bask in the sun the third decided to make its way toward us, stopping on a log to fill its stomach from the overhanging shrubbery. After dinner we discover that the lights shining down into the water off the end of one of the piers reveal baby black-tip sharks, golden cow-nosed rays, spotted eagle rays, sting rays, half-beaks, lobos and a strange carp-like fish, all of whom we watch for hours on end. We also discovered that distributing one room key between five people is one of the most idiotic ideas ever.

Thursday we embark on a voyage to Floreana, about a two hour ride from Puerto Ayora. Upon waking up I determine that Dramamine is in fact a Very Bad Idea; moderate nausea beats the inability to think or stay awake no matter what the circumstances. Upon arriving at the dock in the island’s only town (population 100), we clamber onto the roof of a truck and traverse a 20-minute dirt road into the highlands. From here, a trail leads us through the forest into a large enclosure where tortoises roam, fighting over food, stumping across the paths or resting in the shade. Our path then winds up past the only natural spring in the island, from which we fill our water bottles. We then ascend through a maze of narrow, steep-walled passages through the lava rock, at which point we found ourselves on a grassy lookout from which we can view the countryside and all the way back down to shore. Our trail back passes by caves in which settlers first slept, complete with stone fireplace and chimney carved into the walls, as well as an eerily Easter Island-esque face peering out from the hillside. As we begin walking down the road before the trucks pick us up, monarch butterflies flutter past and alight on the green shrubbery around us.

In the afternoon we snorkel the coastline of Champion Island, just off of Floreana, covered in candelabra cacti and home to boobies, frigatebirds, herons, lobos, iguanas, tropicbirds and lava gulls– all of which were visible from the water. Upon jumping off the boat, we discovered that the island’s walls dropped quickly into the deep blue abyss. Below, a marbled ray glided beneath us and out of sight. Giant schools of surgeonfish teemed along the upper portions of the rocks. Parrotfish, as well as any number of species I didn’t recognize, made their way around the wall with the current. Lobos– a yearling and a large male– played in a small cove. A triggerfish forages along a shallow shelf. All around us, the sun’s rays shone down into the deep. Once back aboard the boat we pass by one last island, sticking up like the top of an ice cream cone from the sea. Composed entirely of grass-blanketed lava flows, it teems with mating boobies and frigatebirds, some with crimson pouches inflated, others paired and settled side-by-side. As we make our way back to Santa Cruz I ride on top of the boat with a friend, basking in the sun as the spray occasionally crashes over us. Out of sight of land, we pass through a pod of perhaps 30 bottlenose dolphins. As we shriek in awe and delight like kindergarteners they emerge everywhere in sight, skimming the waves and leaping high above the water before crashing down to disappear once again.

Friday is a solo day. In the morning I take some time to watch the fishermen bring in the previous days’ catch. This takes place on a cement outcropping and counter built into the sidewalk next to the road that runs along the waterfront where the fishermen tie their boats in a line, hoist their fish up onto the tile floor, hose them out, toss them onto the counter, weigh them and carve them into the desired cut before laying them out for display and sale. The process is followed (with interest and fascination) by tourists and (with unwavering diligence and greed) by pelicans, herons, gulls, marine iguanas and lobos. Pelicans perch throughout the mangroves bordering the platform, eagerly awaiting the next boat’s arrival. They mass on the tiles next to fish to be sprayed down as fisherman work, ferociously attacking every scrap of skin tossed their direction… provided the lobos haven’t snapped it up first. They squeeze onto the counter, seizing entrails set aside as fish are prepared. Marine iguanas claw their way into fish’s open caverns, ripping apart shreds of flesh and gulping them down. Interesting, since their natural diet consists of green and red algae. As for the lobos, there are usually two of them: always the same ones, according to the fisherman. They are puppy dogs. They plop down and stare woefully at the fish sitting on the tiles, waiting for action. They rear up in classic lobo pose, nuzzling at fishermens’ legs, waiting for scraps to be thrown their way. And if they’re feeling ambitious, they stand up on their hind legs, supported by the counter wall, peering over the top at the workers filleting fish, intently watching the process and appearing for all intents and purposes to be human shoppers. The space is filled with noise: lobos chase each other, barking madly. Gulls scream. Fisherman shoo pelicans off their catch, resulting in a myriad of flapping wings and exclamations of vexation as said wings whack humans over the head. And of course, everyone mobs the scraps. One pelican is missing half of the top of its bill, another the bottom of its bill and most of its pouch: results of fights with lobos over food.

In the afternoon, I meet up with a friend from the USFQ Quito campus. Raquel, by coincidence, is also from Ptown and also feels the urge to escape from her group for the day. The two of us and three others from Raquel’s group hop into the back of a taxi, soon arriving at a tortoise reserve in the highlands. After fitting rubber boots, we spend the next half hour tromping through the forest, finding happy reptiles half-submerged in ponds, caked with mud, and plodding through the undergrowth. One, a young 60 years old, finds particular interest in our group, raising himself off the ground and beeline for us before an overexcited girl scares him into dropping with a huff and retracting his head as she poses for a photo. From the tortoise reserve, we drive down a dirt road past cows carrying Cattle egrets to park next to a deep, dark pit which happens to be the entrance to a lava tube. We make our way down into the cave, in which there are lights strung every 10 meters or so along the walls. No utter black of the Ape Caves here. Raquel and I are soon bypassed by a group of chatty gringos and mange to lose our taxi driver-turned-guide and the rest of our posse. We now have the cave entirely to ourselves and take advantage of the situation by exploring, taking photos, gossiping and squeezing into nooks and crannies, eventually emerging to face an exceptionally exasperated driver waiting for us. But we’re only in the Galápagos once, right? Might as well take our time while we’re here.

Saturday afternoon I find my way down a 2-mile path shaded by a mix of trees and cacti, slurping passion fruit and dodging lava lizards, to Tortuga Bay. Tortuga Bay is quite possibly the most beautiful beach I have ever seen. Its 400 meters of unblemished silky white sand stretch into the distance, giving softly under your my feet as I make my way toward the bright turquoise water. The waves, despite their color, remind me of home: they roll ceaselessly as far as I can see, piling up over each other to form layers upon layers of surf that snake up around my feet. Baby black-tipped reef sharks swim through the shallow surf, dorsal and tail fins sticking up like flags out of the foam. A patch of mangroves mark the end of the beach. Iguanas have congregated under their branches: around 20 individuals have hauled themselves on top of each other into a giant black breathing, spitting mass. Through the mangroves we find a hidden cove. Water laps gently against the sandy shore, the shallow bottom extending far into the calm water. If not for water hovering around 85° and waves crashing into the far end the cove, reminding me that it is indeed connected to the sea, swimming out into the water would be exactly the same as making my way into a cool, clear mountain lake. As I return along the bay the setting sun reflects off the sheen of water receding from the damp sand at my feet, accentuating crab tracks where a certain crustacean has recently skittered around a series of rocks.

Isabela is tranquil. It’s what I pictured when I imagined island life before arriving in the Galápagos: sandy streets crisscross through Puerto Villamil, a town of 2,500 residents directly bordering a beach similar to that of Tortuga Bay, except that the sand is tan and the waves slightly less dramatic. Much of the land is barren. Cacti grow directly from lava flows that stretch toward greener mountains rising dramatically into the clouds. Goodbye Cascades, Hello isolation on spits of land in the middle of the Pacific: I now describe 1,400 m as dramatic. The sun sets over the hills every evening, coloring the sky dark peach behind clouds’ gray silhouettes over the turquoise water as iguanas clamber out of the sea to congregate on frozen pitch black lava flows. Isabela is also big; if I turn away from the beach and try really hard, I can almost make myself believe I’m on a continent.

Unfortunately I am entirely nonfunctional for the duration of my first day in Isabela (courtesy of explosive diarrhea, splitting migraines, and a 104 degree fever), and so we skip to Monday. Monday we cram into an open-sided vehicle filled with plastic-padded benches that defy the notion of leg room and drive through barren lava fields dotted with cacti up into the moist slopes of Sierra Negra. From here we hike up a rutted, muddy, shrub-lined path to the top of the volcano, make our way to a small patch of rocks at the edge of a cliff, and find ourselves peering down over the rim of an enormous 7x12 kilometer caldera filled with sprawling new black, inky lava flows. The far edge of the caldera is hidden by clouds so fine you can’t tell where the edges are. Apparently we’re lucky: it’s usually raining. When we turn around we can see all the way up to the north end of the island, as well as east to Fernandina. From here we follow the rim of the caldera (encountering native plants, introduced plants, plants endemic to the Galapagos, and plants endemic to Volcán Sierra Negra) and turn down the outer slope where, after a time, the thick, moist green vegetation gives way to vast, barren expanses of lava rocks and flows crisscrossed by hollow tubes of once-viscous rock. At the edge of one of the flows, we stick our hands into a hole extending eight inches or so underground and find the earth radiating heat: the air is around 20° hotter than the land’s surface. The flows, the tunnels and the rocks scattered across them are astounding. From far away the fields appear brown-red, the landscape cut through by a swath of a newer dull black pahoehoe flow. Upon closer inspection, we find ourselves among a rainbow captured and frozen into rock. Intense blue, purple, red, orange, yellow, and shiny iridescent black that throws off silvery blue and white all twist and meld together in flowing, oozing, dripping rock frozen in time. In places, we cross fields of the less friendly aa lava, blown through with thousands of air bubbles and covered with sharp edges. Here the rocks form a half-mile wide jigsaw puzzle, each piece a different vibrant color in a clashing landscape. This area of Sierra Negra is known as Volcán Chico: it is a place where magma forced its way through fissures under high pressure until it reached the surface, rocketing into the air before it came crashing down to form a series of classic cones, output spilling down the slopes. The cones themselves are not large: from 10 to 60’ across. When we inch up to the edges, we peer down into pits cast into darkness by their walls, graced by rainbow mounds of lava rock. In the bottom, where rainwater sinks into the earth and sunlight reaches for fleeting minutes of the day, lush patches of dark green ferns thrive. After snacking among the spatter cones, we begin the 5-mile hike back to the waiting vehicles.

Tuesday morning we snorkel in a shallow inlet formed by lava flows that have spilled into the sea. Scanning the water for anything interesting, we find swimming dinosaurs. When we race over, we discover that they are in fact marine iguanas returning to land after trips into the bay to forage on algae. They follow a narrow underwater channel formed by a collapsed lava tube, heads held just above water and legs plastered against themselves as their entire bodies and tails move back and forth, propelling them forward with startling speed. I find a tiny, bright, iridescent blue fish hiding among the rocks before I proceed into slightly deeper waters. A hawksbill turtle appears just under me, drifting nonchalantly with the waves. I turn crazy excited; until this point, I’ve only encountered green turtles. The markings on his flippers are more pronounced, the plates on his shell less clearly defined. True to his name, his hooked upper beak-like jaw extends down in front of its face. Since he doesn’t care that the waves bring us within inches, we drift together for a while. On my way back to the boat, a yellow moray eel peers out at me from within the cracks of a rock covered in red and white christmas tree worms. Back in the boats, we head across the bay to a rocky outcropping where a colony of Galápagos penguins have congregated. I am again reminded why penguins are pretty much my favorite birds ever: They stand on the rocks, wings tucked over tuxedo-black backs, staring straight ahead as if nothing in the world has ever bothered them. Every so often, they lift their wings wide and shake their rumps, fluffy tails flapping side to side. And occasionally, they throw their heads back and trumpet toward the sky as loud as physically possible for a foot-tall sack of feathers and bones. And, of course, they plunk themselves in the water, paddling out, diving down, and shooting through the currents in search of fish. Our last stop of the morning is on a spit of land called Tintoreras. We walk between piles of marine iguanas and peer into a channel in which an exceptionally large white-tipped reef shark has taken it upon itself to pace back and forth below us. In the afternoon, a group of us venture to Concha de Perla, a cove adjacent to where we snorkeled in the morning. We swim among the roots of the mangroves, which are blanketed in millions of tiny, transparent krill. Plankton has turned the upper two feet of the water into a deep, murky red and the rest of the water shimmers eerily like a giant, endless thermocline. And the water is freezing, so we cut it relatively short.

Wednesday morning we return to the highlands once more. We follow a path through a rainforest unique to Isabela’s southern slopes, arriving at the mouth of a lava cave. Our guide hands out casi-nonfunctional flashlights: one per three people. Too bad no one told us where we’d be going: I have my favorite mini-mag stashed in my bag at the hotel. Somehow, five of us manage to lose the rest of the group while taking photos, ending up with a single pathetic light with which to guess which direction we’re supposed to proceed in the pitch black– yep, there are two. We yell at the top of our lungs: the sound is dull, quickly canceled, and we receive no response. Fantastic. We follow a set of steps that curls around a corner and find ourselves face-to-face with the end of the tunnel and the rest of our waiting group, an entire 10 meters away. We spend the rest of the morning at a farm that, in conjunction with PNG, raises tortoises in a large enclosure until they reach adulthood. After gorging ourselves on fresh fruit we run around like maniacs on a soccer field, playing camp games under the equatorial sun.

In the afternoon, we return to Concha de Perla to snorkel once again. This time I swim toward the mangroves that separate the inlet from where the iguanas swam yesterday and discover collapsed, submerged lava tunnels everywhere, camouflaged by mangroves anchored to the dividing rock. Their vertical walls are layered: the top few feet of the black rock is swathed with the remains of oyster shells, cemented where their previous inhabitants died. The middle layer hosts feathery organisms that shoot out from the walls and sway in the current while the bottom portion is covered in algae. The channel’s floor is blanketed in light tan sand, tinted slightly green by the clear turquoise water. Where the tunnel remains intact, turquoise and tan fade into a yawning black opening. I swim around the mangroves to find the other end 30 m or so away, crossing paths with a giant dark moray eel who darts his way up the slope, jabbing its head into nooks and crannies before taking refuge in a suitable hideout. Before jumping out of the water I also find a hawksbill turtle and a stingray foraging along the bottom, throwing up wide halos of sand as it searches for food.

Thursday we head back to Santa Cruz to board the Guantanamera, our home for the next three nights. The boat has a dining area, an upper deck with an awning and five lounge chairs overlooking the bow, which is large enough for several people to congregate comfortably around the anchor. My cabin is tiny: two narrow stacked beds are accompanied by perhaps 12 square feet of floor space, part of which is occupied by a bedside cabinet. We do, however, have an adjacent bathroom with sink, shower, and manual-flush toilet all crammed almost on top of each other.

Friday I wake up to Rabida Island. Bright and early at 7:45 we take an inflatable boat to shore, where a beach the color of dark rust gives way to dark cliffs concealed by shrubs and candelabra cacti. After an uneventful walk, snorkel along the cliffs where they drop 20 m or so into the clear water. Shallow rocks near the beach are lined with vivid violet anemones dappled with green and orange. Giant cornet fish idle above shallow shelves. A huge male lobo shoots past. When I free dive to the seafloor, I find stingrays resting among beds of garden eels. As we venture away from the cliffs, the sun’s rays penetrate into the deep blue, illuminating schools of sergeant majors, surgeonfish, and endless masses of creole fish. Green sea turtles drift past with the current… and then the sharks show up. Enormous black-tipped reef sharks swim pass below myself and a friend, so in classic 21-year-old-marine-bio-student fashion, we give chase. We free dive among them until we find ourselves on the receiving end of karma: suddenly circled closely by no less than five sharks, the smallest of which is larger than myself. Since being devoured isn't on our agenda we beat a quick retreat back to the cliffs, where we look down to discover a massive moray eel progressing along the shelf as it searches for a suitable hideout directly above a resting white-tipped reef shark.

After lunch, we travel along the coast of Santiago Island. Santiago is vast, covered in flat, barren lava flows that have poured around uplifts created as a result of the Galápagos spreading center. These errant chunks of displaced sea floor protrude in sharp angles from the frozen black currents, their sedimentary layers angling upward in blatant statements of their origins. We pass additional islands formed by uplifts as well as Chinese Hat, a small volcano protruding from the sea. Frigatebirds follow our boat, swooping down over the stern in flocks. The channel between Santiago and Bartolomé, when we arrive, is filled with clear, turquoise water. As we drop anchor, a giant Galápagos shark swims past the boat.

In the early afternoon, we drop into the water to snorkel next to Pinnacle Rock. The water is frigid. Okay, it’s probably around 75 º, but still. Huge red sea stars are scattered everywhere across the shallow bottom. More vibrant purple anemones clash brilliantly with bright orange sponges. A giant marbled ray slumbers beneath a small shelf, part of the lava flows that extend into the ocean and create vast expanses of nooks and crannies. These flows, just like the ones that cover Santiago above the sea, are trippy: they are giant, imposing, and I feel as though they should still be moving. A few triggerfish (think Finding Nemo: Dory) graze along the rocks. Groupers cram themselves into holes, camouflaging remarkably with the shadows. A white-tipped reef shark passes by.

A half hour after our snorkel, we hop into the boats once again to follow the shore, watching penguins preen on the rocks after returning from the sea. We disembark at a set of steps, greeted by lava herons and pelicans. Bartolomé is desolate. The steps to the top of the small volcano are murderous. We climb almost 400 ft past splatter cones and slopes of pulverized dark red rock, sparsely dotted with tiny red and gray shrubs adorned by miniscule leaves under which the occasional lava lizard takes shelter. Lava cacti sprout from bare rock, gray-brown stalks giving way to newer bright green growth. There is no other life. From the top, we look down over the island to the spit of land that forms the most iconic view in the Galápagos: beaches lined with mangroves curve in from bays on either side, Pinnacle Rock reaching skyward. Santiago dominates the background, crustal uplifts and cones rising as black silhouettes in front of the setting sun.

Overnight, we cross into the northern hemisphere and arrive at Genovesa– a crescent-shaped island of birds surrounding our anchor site in Darwin Bay, which is formed by the volcano’s partially submerged rim. After breakfast we pass along the cliffs of the bay, passing hundreds of nesting gulls and nazca boobies. We also find a colony of the less-amiable Galápagos fur seals, which in fact happen to be sea lions, lounging just out of the water on shaded rocks nestled in the base of the cliffs. We pull up to a series of steps carved into the side of the cliff and climb up the cliff, emerging to find birds everywhere. Nazca boobies (rock dwellers) are scattered across the bare ground, waddling between rocks, across the path, sleeping and preening. Bright amber eyes stare us down fearlessly. Red-footed boobies (tree dwellers) of both white and brown phases perch on branches in all directions, bright red feet standing in striking contrast against bright baby-blue faces. Male great frigatebirds adorn trees alongside the boobies, iridescent green feathers ruffling in the wind above their shoulders, wings outstretched and giant red throat pouches inflated, females asleep or circling above. All around, members of all species nest and cuddle with chosen mates. Ridiculously feathered chicks peer down at us from nests, often adorned with fluffy white mohawks and accompanying scraggly plumage. Birds of all species fill the sky. And it’s noisy: boobies let screeching trumpets rip; gulls croak, crackle and screech; frigatebirds warble at the top of their lungs as females pass overhead. Birds are jealous, birds are territorial, and birds want to make babies. When we reach a stretch of bare terrain bordering the cliffs we find storm petrels flocking by the thousands over the rocks and sea. Red-billed tropicbirds fly out over the ocean, dodging pursuing frigatebirds intent on stealing fish. We make our way among the birds as if we don’t exist. It’s like Lorikeet Landing, had it existed when I was five years old, but one thousand times better.

Later in the morning we venture to the other side of the bay to snorkel along the cliffs. When we drop in, we discover that we are by no means in a shallow caldera; the cliffs extend down far out of sight. I’m surrounded by the usual assortment of schools of fish flashing below me as well as chameleon wrasse, rainbow wrasse, and parrotfish grazing along the rocks. We also encounter ethereal yellow, black and white moorish idols following the current and grazing on the undersides of the rocks, dorsal fins trailing gracefully far behind their tails. Baby giant damselfish, black with bright blue iridescent spots, hide in the rocks along a shelf jutting out from the walls. A guineafowl puffer, black swathed with bright white polka dots, makes its leisurely way along a shelf as a school of giant golden cow-nosed rays passes by just within sight. As I watch the rays, my attention is caught by a silhouette to my right. Upon turning, I notice the fact that That is one giant freaking shark. As I recognize the shape my brain rationally continues, Oh, that’s a hammerhead. It’s huge, it’s lurking, and then it’s gone. I’d heard the sharks got bigger the farther north they went, but it took a physical encounter to comprehend the meaning of big.

In the afternoon we amuse ourselves by free diving with and chasing four massive black-tipped sharks that have taken up the pastime of circling the murky water beneath our boat. Later, we step onto land on a beach at the base of the cliffs. We are greeted by irritable lobos and a higher concentration of frigatebirds and swallow-tailed gulls than in the morning. As we walk along the rocks frigatebirds mass in the shrubbery, waiting for females to pass overhead. Swallow-tailed gulls sit on nests made of barely hollowed pebbles, safeguarding eggs on the side of the trail. Red-footed boobies scream from the mangroves. And over the sea frigatebirds kleptoparasitize, seizing boobies by their feet and tails and knocking them from the sky as they regurgitate fish to be retrieved by the frigatebirds before it falls to the sea. After spending some time relaxing on shore we return to the boat, briefly entertaining the idea of chasing blacktips before dinner until we realize it’s rapidly approaching Aggressive Shark O’clock.

Instead of chasing sharks, we amuse ourselves by Feeding the Fish. Our boat is constantly surrounded by schools of sergeant majors, surgeonfish, and creole fish. When we toss banana peels to the fish, they frenzy to the surface. When they frenzy to the surface, the sharks detect increased electrical impulses and investigate the excitement. And if A→B and B→C, then… except technically we’re still Feeding the Fish rather than Baiting the Sharks, so feel free to draw your own conclusions. One shark snaps at a banana peel before spitting it out. An errant turtle drifts by as the sun sets and the water grows too dark to discern our dear friends.

As we commence our return southward after dinner, I lie on my back in a crook of the bow to watch the stars as they spill across the sky. The crescent moon reflects across the water as it glows bright yellow just above the horizon and the milky way sprawls behind Orion and the Southern Cross. A few sparse clouds black out streaks of stars. There are no other boats, no towns, shanties, or lighthouses, and the Guantanamera’s exterior lights have all been extinguished. Aside from the stars and moon, light is entirely absent. The silence is broken by the engine’s hum, waves splashing against the hull, and croaks of gulls that have followed us far from land: they appear as silhouettes beside the boat. I idly wonder where they plan on landing when they grow tired before I remember I’m on a boat. My mind is blank as I stare up at the stars, void of thoughts, entirely tranquil and at peace... before we reach the high seas, the boat starts pitching, I find myself becoming rapidly seasick, and promptly knock myself out with a double dose of Dramamine.

Sunday morning we rise early next to North Seymour for one last walk. As the sun rises we pull up to a set of steps leading to a rocky plateau somewhat like that of Genovesa, this time dominated by Magnificent frigatebirds exhibiting aforementioned behavior. As we walk along the path we encounter yellow land iguanas, scales aglow in the morning light, basking on rocks and clambering through shrubbery as they graze. Soon we come to an expanse of terrain dominated by blue-footed boobies and, I swear to God, they’re just like humans. They court each other, engaging in the infamous Booby Dance, stepping in unison, presenting each other with twigs, and raising wings to each other as they trumpet. Males give trail and court the same females. They sneak up on each other, attempting to separate those who have already exchanged declarations of steadfast love and devotion. They defend their females, chasing and screeching at each other. And established pairs stand side by side, content to watch the drama unfolding around them.

Once we return to the boat it’s quick jaunt back to Santa Cruz, where we transfer to a speedboat that takes us back to San Cristóbal in the company of albatrosses and dolphins.

Monday, April 5, 2010

Sleeping Lions and Sea Wolves

We never make plans on this island, because inevitably something else will come up. Most often this involves planning to meet up with someone at 5, going for a swim at 3, and returning from a jaunt through the bay and among the boats to realize that 5:30 has already come and gone. Allowing 20 minutes to amble to the university is stupid: stopping to chat with acquaintances every block is inevitable. It will take an hour and a half. And at times, other big grand plans decide to make themselves known, such as when my slightly crazy dear friend Kelly pranced into the common room in the university at 2:00 pm on Monday afternoon with an unanticipated “Hey Gavi! Wanna go snorkel at León Dormido this afternoon?” Are you kidding? Do I ever. “How much does it cost?” “Nothing! My parents are going and there’s room on the boat!” Like I said: Plans change. The research paper can wait.

We clamber onto the boat around an hour and a half later, courtesy of Kelly’s failure to hear the last two words in her father’s sentence “The plane just arrived in Isabela.” They still had to get to San Cristóbal; luckily it was a short and sweet 40-minute flight. When we reach León Dormido, we are the seven of us and our guide are only people there. The sun hits the rock a perfect angle, bathing the eastern side in late afternoon light and shining directly into the split, illuminating the water of the channel. We jump into the water, some of us wearing weight belts for free diving. At first, the snorkel is relatively uneventful: a turtle, giant ever-present schools of Pacific Creolfish, some hogfish and parrotfish… and then the rays come. The largest school of spotted eagle rays we’ve seen glides into the channel, so close to the surface that a fin occasionally breaks into the air. They remain congregated in the channel, making their way to the walls to feed on organisms living among the coral and sponges, accumulating tails of parrotfish and other scavengers who snatch up particles dropping from the their mouths as they make their way back to the middle of the channel. They pay us absolutely no attention as we dive down below them and make our way back up, coming within a few inches of the animals as we find our way back to the surface for air. An occasional of Black-tipped Shark makes its way through the channel below us. As we make our way back to the boat just outside the channel, the sun significantly lower than when we entered the water, we find more sharks, both Galápagos and Black-tipped, swimming closer to the surface, beginning to circle among the creolefish. We dive among them until an individual decides to start stalking another member of our group, at which point we decide returning to the boat might constitute the best course of action.

On the way back to town, we break out ice-cold beers and make a stop at Isla Lobos to hop into the shallow water and swim past some resting stingrays and turtles toward shore, where five baby lobos decide we constitute the best form of entertainment at present. For a half hour under the setting sun, we twist around each other and blow bubbles in each others faces, humans laughing as we play in the clear, warm water. Yep, this is the life.

And then the sun is gone, and Passover is come. Passover: how I love thee, when I am not in the Galápagos. Restaurant owners do not know what to give me, despite my program director’s previous phone calls detailing exactly what I would be able to eat, because taking notes to remind themselves would be… well, not how they do things here. So I show up and they’re reminded that there’s a weird foreign chick that doesn’t eat rice or beans or pasta and they give me soggy fries with some shredded cabbage and carrots and maybe some avocado. If I’m lucky, they’re serving chicken or fish and I get some of that too. My host parents have resorted to fried bananas and eggs… such is my life until Tuesday evening. Shay, a dive guide and the Other Jew on the Island, got around to sharing his wealth of Matzo with me yesterday; I now have a source of carbs! Go me.

Class has been bearable this week, since only half of our periods were spent in hot, stuffy classrooms. The other half we spent conducting fish, urchin, and turtle transects in a small bay off a beach called La Loberia. I managed to distract myself with tiger eels and octopi. Did I mention this place is awesome? Also, we’re taking off for a couple weeks. That means no internet… so I’ll talk to y’all after the break.

Monday, March 29, 2010

LEGAL!!!

First off, it was so wonderful to hear from everyone over the last couple days. There are way too many of you to write back individually, but I know the majority of you check in here every so often– so thank so much for all of the birthday wishes!! I had a wonderful weekend, but we’ll get to that later.

There are a lot of little things that are different here. They’re the type of “details” that took a little while to notice, coming gradually to my attention after I got over the shock of sea lions more common than squirrels, hammerheads, iguanas, eagle rays and breathing underwater among the fishies and sharks. In the interest of shortening this novel, I will focus on two. The first was the stars. In Quito, there were no stars– too much light pollution. When the clouds cleared in Tiputini, Orion and the Pleiades shone into the clearing where our huts were located. On San Cristóbal, we still see Orion and the Pleiades every night. The big dipper is visible, as well as Cassiopeia. However, later into the night, the sky is dominated by the southern cross and Scorpio, which sprawls overhead (as opposed to the small portion visible on the horizon from the beach during Oregon summers). I am familiar with only half the sky– I can’t find the little dipper, the north star, the other familiar sparks of light that have guided me through the past 21 years. The other half of the sky is alien. There is no easy fix to this– I can find star charts of the Southern Hemisphere (which are 50% irrelevant) and of the Northern Hemisphere (which I don’t need anyway) but some genius along the way decided there was no reason why anyone would ever want to search Google Images for a chart of the Equatorial view. Because, you know, it’s not like anyone would EVER get the urge to travel to any of hundreds of spits of land in the middle of any ocean away from light pollution and actually feel a compulsion to know what they were LOOKING at all night long.

Number two on the list of Unfamiliar, Peculiar, and/or Outlandish is the houses. No, not just the houses– the buildings in general. I understand that cinderblocks are easy to produce and easy to stack on top of one another. But seriously, guys. You live on the EQUATOR. Your house is a constant, stagnant 90 ºF. EVERY. SINGLE. NIGHT. You can’t sleep. I know you get headaches from the heat– you regale me with tales about them every morning. I walk in at 7:30 pm and start pouring sweat two seconds through the door. You’re unwilling to leave the door open to get a bit of a breeze during the evening due to the (nonexistent this far off the ground, hadn’t you noticed?) mosquitoes. You took away my fan and put it in your room: now you have two fans and a giant window and I sleep in a cinderblock cell. Plastered with magazine cuttings of Zac Efron, Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudgens, Avril Lavigne, and Taylor Swift. Speaking of which. If I hear another straight hour of Avril Lavigne and Brittany Spears during dinner, I WILL blow a fuse. You are a 30-something mother and her 12-year-old daughter: please please PLEASE stop discussing the exceptional quality of songs of which you understand neither the lyrics nor the insinuations. And, while we’re on the subject of food, I am perfectly capable of cooking my own eggs. If I have an 8:00 am dive on a Saturday morning, I do not expect you to get up and spend a half hour cooking food I could make and eat in five minutes. 1: You were sleeping. 2: You’re probably hungover. 3: I’m not incapable, and your waiting on me is awkward. 4: I know a lot better than you do how much salt I want on my eggs (none) and how much chocolate to dump into hot milk (a lot less). 5 (And I never, EVER thought I’d hear myself say this): I like cooking for myself. Moving on.

The rest of break was uneventful, as was the majority of last week. It was, however, a good week. On Monday I went snorkeling and found $20 wafting through the rocks. I’m taking an interesting class, looking at marine fauna of the Galápagos (except for my presentation on a marine species, which instead focused on the somewhat alien, sinister, penguin-devouring Leopard seal, which harbors an exclusive preference for Antarctic pack ice). We finally determined that diesel will not explode upon being touched by a lighter, is about 1/36 the price of kerosene (which is entirely unavailable on the island in the first place) and has a burn time at least twice as long, making it (despite the fumes) an entirely viable fuel for fire poi. So, several nights of fire spinning on the beach and the waterfront ensued. Thursday I went snorkeling and found an octopus. Friday a few of us swam over to the pier next to the university to practice free diving. Along with puffer fish, lobos and schools of surgeonfish, the school of baby golden cow rays decided to make an appearance. Thanks to a lack of 7mm neoprene swathing our bodies we were able to spend an hour diving among them, surrounded by circling and coalescing masses of baby rays.

Saturday was an even better day. Saturday was March 27th. Saturday I woke up late, courtesy of a few free tequila shots at right about midnight the night before, to go ambling through town (grabbing some cheese-covered fried plantains and fruit salad along the way), stopping to chat with several acquaintances, and eventually find myself at the university. A few friends and I went for a nice, long swim throughout the bay, weaving through boats and under catamarans and floating under the sun before returning to search out a late pizza dinner. We spent some time spinning fire before wandering up toward the bar to pass the night dancing, chatting up the weekend’s tourists, and downing a larger quantity of tequila than the previous night before heading home to crash… for an entire four hours.

Yesterday the class treated ourselves to a dive and snorkel at León Dormido, courtesy of three birthdays between the 27th and 29th. After the first group to dive took off, the rest of us jumped into the water to make our way into the channel. A few of us wore weight belts to facilitate free diving– although returning to the surface took a little more time, we were able to swim further down among the sharks and turtles and parrotfish and the occasional ray with less effort. Highlight: hammerhead. The dive was relatively uneventful: a few smaller sharks, some turtles, an octopus wedged into a crevice along the wall and a moray eel hiding among some larger rocks at the bottom of the channel. However, there were three of us left after the rest of the group had expended their air, so we got an extra 15 minutes to play among the schools of fish and the occasional turtle before making our way back up to the boat. After snorkeling once again in Manglesito, we fell asleep on top of the boat and headed home to finish up one of the Best Birthday Weekends Ever with a belated slice of chocolate cake.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Homework. Diving. Take Your Pick.

This was a relatively uneventful week. Actually, I take that back. As a result of having engaged in absolutely zero homework for two weeks straight, this week I got to partake in a small amount of catch up in order to turn in three papers, give two presentations, and take a final.

I did, however, manage to squeeze in some fun. After making the aquaintence of a dive shop owner at three in the morning outside a karaoke bar on Saturday night and proceeding to converse halfway intelligently throughout the following hour, I was invited to join the his current open water class on their dives to Tijeretas and Karahua on Monday afternoon. So, after putting a presentation together while my professor lectured tonelessly throughout the morning, I headed out once again to explore ecosystems thriving on submerged basalt and steel. At Tijeretas, upon summersaulting off the boat, we found ourselves directly above a massive marble ray dosing in the sand in a break among the boulders. We went on to swim with turtles, scare up a zebra moray, discover giant green and yellow sea cucumbers wedged under rocks, and encounter an octopus who initially managed to squeeze the whole of himself into a hole bored in his resident boulder by a long-dead sea urchin. After waiting a few seconds and determining that humans in actuality posed no threat to its earthly existence, it oozed out of its hideaway to the top of the rock, keeping a watchful eye on us as it perched, all eight legs curled under, body swaying slightly in the mild current.

Upon arriving in the middle of the bay, approximately 150 meters from each of two buoys and directly between León Dormido (far in the distance) and the cemetery (adjacent to the bay), we discovered that the air-filled plastic gallon jugs connected to the line to Karahua had managed to fill themselves instead with water, failing to uphold the line and leaving us with (having forgotten the GPS) no way to find the wreck. So, following our brave and fearless leader’s dead reckoning, we dropped down to the bottom along our anchor line and began swimming. Sure enough, after five or ten minutes, the wreckage loomed through the murk up out of the ocean floor once again. We encountered the seahorse again, wafting back and forth as it curled up asleep around a branch of coral growing horizontally from a steel beam. We again explored engines, propellers, anchors, and the boat’s skeleton before heading back up to the surface and reattaching a previously cut buoy to the line. My invitation was then extended to join the group on Wednesday to repeat the dives in the group’s advanced open water course.

Wednesday turned out to be Friday. This time at Tijeretas we dropped down to the seafloor, situated at about 31 meters, to where a colony of sand-colored garden eels extended out of sight. Each individual snaked its head and the front half of its body out of a hole in the sand, camouflaged nearly to invisiblity, snapping at microscopic prey passing by with the current. As we passed over before setting down, the eerily serpent-like eels retracted, leaving nothing to show for their presence except a vast, sandy seabed riddled with tiny holes, heads hidden out of sight around curves.

Nothing new, brilliant, exciting, and heretofore unmentioned occurred at Karahua. Upon returning to the dock to unload, however, we spotted a school of at least two hundred baby golden rays passing under the boat as adults hovered over and around them. After popping on snorkels and hopping in, we realized that our 7mm wetsuits (wonderful for diving to 30 m with full gear and extra weights) had the exact same effect as the dead sea (which, in fact, is technically a solution due to the low water/other ratio). We therefore floated above the rays, entirely unable to dip below the surface of the water as we lazily paddled after them as twilight descended around us.

Also, this week is break. Not much going on: a lot of snorkeling to turn up moray eels, sea cucumbers, turtles, and countless species of fish. Also relaxing on the beach, reading, and sleeping in. So, this week and next week may be combined into one post.

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Keys, Jews, and Seahorses

I hate keys. I hate little things that abandon you again and again just to give you grief and piss you off, and keys, for some reason, entertain an unparalleled enmity toward me. There is not a single combination lock available on this little speck of land in the middle of nowhere. There are, however, about twenty types of padlocks requiring keys. I am now on my fourth, having cut my third off my locker today, after my third spare key decided to vacate the locker of a friend it was was housed in for safekeeping. Hence, the post is a day late. Sorry about that.

I’ve explained some things about Judaism to people before, but not ever to the extent that I have to here. I’ve never felt, in some cases, like such an alien. I’m fairly sure there’s an entire one other Jew on the island. He’s one of my dive instructors, who moved here from Israel when he married an Ecuadorian woman.

Monday I told a couple guys that my name is Hebrew, not Spanish. “Why?” “Because I’m Jewish.” “Oh, you’re from Israel? I thought you were from the states.” “I am. My mother’s family were Russian Jews (sorry if I got that wrong, mom).” “But how can you be Jewish and not be from Israel?” “There are Jewish populations all over Europe.” “Oh, they immigrated to Europe from Israel.” “No, most people immigrate from Europe to Israel, not the other way around. Israel is our homeland, but that doesn’t mean that we all come from there.” “But you cannot be Jewish if you aren’t from Israel. I see! You are Jewish because you like the religion and you changed.” “No, I’m jewish because my mother’s family is Jewish.” “But Jews do not come from Russia.” Yeah, actually, they do.

Conversations about Passover go a little something like this: “Oh, Passover’s coming up in April. Gonna miss my birthday by two days!” “What’s Passover?” “It’s a Jewish holiday. It celebrates the story of Moses.” “Who?” “Moses. Pharoah. When the Jews were freed from slavery in Egypt. Ring a bell?” “I’m Catholic. I only know the New Testament.” “Ok, whatever. Anyway, we don’t eat beans, rice, bread, pasta, or cereal.” “That’s a celebration? How is that a celebration?” “It’s also recognition, because the jews didn’t have time to let their bread rise when they left.” “But that sounds like punishment, not celebration.” Ok, whatever. Moving on.

My host parents asked me, “Do you have Jesus?” “Nope.” “Who do you have?” “Just God.” “Only God?” (At this point I’m on the receiving end of incredulous, blank stares.) “Yep.” (Mouth stays closed shut in reference to possibilities of agnosticism and atheism; no reason to imply I’m Satan’s disciple as well). “How do Jews pray? Sitting or standing. Three times a day, if you’re orthodox.” “Where do you pray?” “At home or in a synagogue.” “What’s a synagogue?” “Like a church, except for Jews.” After I tell them that some synagogues have benches, just like churches, they seem a little happier about the whole deal.

Tuesday evening the dive class met up around 6:30, headed back to the pier near the university, and jumped into the water for our night dive. Apparently the cromwell current had decided to make its presence known, because the water was freezing (relatively speaking). After flipping on flashlights, we sank down and began swimming along the rocks, passing over thousands of sea urchins through tiny crimson fish that flashed through the beams from our lights. A huge, bright turquoise and white trumpetfish hovered just above the seafloor. Bright red, orange, and blue lobsters, over a foot in length, tucked themselves between rocks lining the shore. At one point we all circled up, kneeling on the sand between urchins. One by one, we switched our lights off until we were left in pitch back, with a nearly indiscernable hint of light seeping down from above… until we started waving our hands in front of our faces like idiots. Tiny neon green lights blinked on for the space of a couple seconds in front of us, bobbing up and down currents in our hands’ wakes. I felt like a kitten chasing after a feather duster, attempting to surround myself with bioluminescent specks in the otherwise inky water. On the way back, we managed to scare a stingray into the gloom after it decided swimming straight at our lights might not be the best option. We found giant pufferfish, half a meter in length. And we found the largest hermit crab I have ever seen, spilling out of a shell over a foot across, complete with anemones growing on it.

On Wednesday afternoon, the class headed up to go camping in the highlands for a couple nights and experience the (not so) glorious flora of this tiny little speck of land in the middle of the ocean. (Sidenote: “highlands refers to almost anything not sea level; San Cristóbal’s elevation is an entire 2,400’.) Our first little jaunt took us to Jatun Sacha, an NGO working to restore endemic plants either in danger of extinction or to areas that have been overtaken by invasive species. Predictably, almost all their volunteers are foreign. They don’t really seem to have done much except plant some scalesias (an endemic genus) to attempt reforestation in a small area. No one really knew what was going on and the place was swarming with more (introduced, thank you dear Carmen and your damn bananas) mosquitoes than I had ever imagined possible. So, we took our leave and moved on to pitch tents on a soft, cushy soccer field for the night. Thursday morning we headed to El Junco to take up machetes and attack the blackberries (or, according to our professor, the “FUCKING mora”) for a little “character-building taste of what it takes to eradicate the damn things.” Except it isn’t actually eradication: they just grow back after three or four months. You can’t burn them out because fires aren’t allowed on NP property, and you can’t use herbicide because it’ll run into the lake and the berries are consumed by the all-holy endemic Darwin’s finches. So, option #3: fruitless, thankless, endless attempts at control. Friday we visited a sector of private property where the owner has preserved a tract of endemic miconia “forest” (all 2-3 m. of it). After walking through a muddy lane, down through a couple more-defined trails and through a colony of nesting cattle egrets, we reached two tiny reservoirs that provide the entirety of Puerto Baquerizo Moreno’s unpotable fresh water supply. We then found ourselves in a maze of muddy ditches worn in by cattle, winding through the shrubby miconia in a directionless attempt to find our way back to the road before driving up to eat lunch under the only wind farm in Ecuador, comprised of three white windmills on a hill in the middle of nowhere looking down over León Dormido.

Saturday we headed back to Karahua for our wreck dive. This time a few lobos decided to join us, twisting and looping around us with ease and blowing bubbles in our faces as we made our way around the wreck through the current. After finding the engine room, a couple of massive anchors and some portholes, I spotted a huge, mottled-brown and white seahorse grazing along the deck beneath the remneants of the walls rising up around us. He remained surprisingly unperturbed by the seven giant faces suddenly staring down at him through masks from a foot away, progressing lazily along the algae-covered wreckage before zooming off into a cranny under the jagged metal.

For Sunday’s dives we stayed in the bay once again just off the pier to practice underwater navigation. During the “search and recovery” portion, a contest to see who could find the bottle of tequila on the sea floor in the least amount of time turned somewhat moot when we realized that we were actually all searching for a long-empty sixpack. I did, however, finally manage to find the perfect boyancy while waiting around on the seafloor for my turn to search. I subsequently spent an hour bouncing around and floating inverted and suspended in mid-water, giddily coming to the epiphany that this was most likely the closest I will ever come to being an astronaut, before heading back to the shop to clean up gear and receive a pretty little temporary Advanced Open Water card.

Monday, March 1, 2010

Apocalypse Fast Approaching

This week we started our second class on the islands, Native and Introduced Plants of the Galápagos. Our Chilean professor thinks animals are too cute and fuzzy and is so excited about botany that when he sees an endemic plant, he jumps up and down, yells “BINGO!!!” and appears for all intents and purposes to be a five-year old who’s just been told he won the biggest stuffed animal at the carnival.

Tuesday I woke up with the intention of eating and heading to school for a field trip to the highlands. Apparently it had rained the night before, because I stepped out of bed into a quarter inch of water. Everywhere. Not only had it seeped into the apartment from the walkway outside, the wind had blown water through my tiny screened-in window, soaking everything within a meter of the wall. Including, among other things, a novel and my ipod. Never again will I leave my computer on the floor while I sleep. After awkwardly waiting as my host parents mopped up my floor, refusing to let me help them, I ate breakfast and made my way down streets flooded with several inches of rainwater and sewage overflow to the vastly altered Malicon. Where a tiny stream had trickled for the past three weeks a small river now surged toward the sea, having cut away an entire beach where lobos had sprawled at night and soccer games had been played during the day, leaving no separation between the bay and the small, placid inlet into which seawater had previously leaked during high tide. Wide, jagged troughs were carved into the adjacent beach where the rest of the lobo colony usually slept. At the other end of the Malicon a river ran between houses, washing away the beach’s sand and rushing through a vast bed of exposed pipes and jagged black rocks. In front of the university, Playa Mann had been decisively slashed into thirds by deep dry channels left by street runoff. Welcome, my dear friends, to El Niño in the Galápagos.

Instead of sitting in a classroom Tuesday morning the class piled into taxis loaded with bikes and drove up to the highlands with the objective of riding back down to Puerto Baquerizo Moreno, stopping periodically to talk about plants. However, our luck from the previous night held over: we exited our vehicles into wind and rain, selected bicycles and helmets, and began our descent for the most part in tank tops and gym shorts. While I was aware that my helmet was most likely meant to be worn my a much larger man, I also soon discovered that my brakes had ceased working sometime in the age of the dinosaurs. I spent the next two hours riding my brakes as hard as possible, attempting not to keel over head on into my classmates as we stopped to talk about various endemic, native, and introduced species.

We’re taking salsa lessons. Our teacher is candid: it takes a good fifteen minutes at the beginning of each class before he’s satisfied that we aren’t incompetent, rhythmless idiots and may after all possess the ability to attempt the next turn. However, spinning around the dance floor for an hour in the evening after a morning swim, three hours of class and an afternoon spent snorkeling with some soccer thrown in is a pretty sweet way to (almost) wrap up the day.

Saturday morning at 5:30, after an entire three hours of sleep, I was woken by a frantic host mom with news of a tsunami alert: Get up and put some clothes on; we’re going to the highlands. After pulling myself out of bed and getting dressed I pulled together a bag including deet, benedryl, my camera, some money, and my ipod. And then I waited. I watched pickups full of families and people on foot carrying dogs, babies, and suitcases make their way up the hill past our apartment for an hour, while my family decided breakfast was more pressing than evacuation. Finally, around 6:30, they decided to heed the calls of angry cops and pile the family into the back of a pickup gathering everyone in its path. Upon reaching El Progresso, a pueblo a few miles up the road, the twelve of us and a dog clambered out of the pickup bed and into the rain. The tiny, cobbled streets swarmed with people: They piled out of dump trucks and buses, buying out shops and crowding under every existing shelter. Except for the children– while adults crammed themselves in the church, by the school and under bus stops, the kids thoroughly enjoyed everything the local playground had to offer. We walked up to a friends’ house, where I promptly sacked out on a chair while everyone else crowded around the radio, listening to reporters babble about the quake and the coming 20 m waves (not that they could tell us when to expect them). Around 8:00 we walked back down to the main road, where cops drove through the street telling everyone to stay put: they would let us know what to do at 10:00. I found my way through the pouring rain to the school’s covered playground and sat down with a friend among the masses where we broke out ipods and speakers, sat back, and passed the next hour and a half in the company of the Beatles, Red Hot Chili Peppers, and Bob Marley. At 9:30, apparently in response to some unspoken cue, the town emptied; cars jammed the street, and the school was vacated. We wandered into the street and caught a ride back down to town in a dump truck; apparently the wave had come and gone. All 2 cm of it. Go us.

Thanks to the “tsunami,” we were unable to begin dives for Advanced Open Water on Saturday. Yesterday, however, despite entirely unheeded warnings to stay out of the water, we hopped on a boat and headed back out to Isla Lobos for a quick dive check and then on to León Dormido for our deep dive. We geared up, rolled back off the boat into the water (¡uno, dos, tres, vaya!), met up next to the wall, and descended down into the depths, passing walls covered in bright red, purple, white, gray, blue, orange green and yellow algae, sponges, sea stars, nudibranchs, fish, urchins, and anemones before arriving at our destination of 140 ft. Here we remained for an entire two minutes as cold water rushing in on a thermocline washed over us, turning over rocks to discover tiny neon blue nudibranchs before starting to make our way back up and into the channel, passing over giant sea cucumbers, feeding eagle rays, and the occasional shark. Almost the entire group found themselves in the clutches of nitrogen narcosis: one member of the group began waving hello in the faces of all the angel fish passing by. Another girl laughed and cried in happiness, swimming around imitating eagle rays. For some reason my body decided I was to be excluded from the unique experience of finding myself narced; I managed to retain the entirety of my sanity. After making our way to the boat and consuming a copious number of bananas we passed our surface interval by snorkeling through the channel once again, free diving with puffer fish, eagle rays and turtles.

For our second dive, we headed around back to drop into the water next to the lion’s tail under huge colonies of frigatebirds and boobies. As we made our way along the wall we found ourselves face-to-face with that which we had all most anticipated: three giant hammerheads loomed out of the gray abyss, passing a few times just below us before continuing along their way around the lion. After reaching the corner, where the current pulled us up over a rocky ledge among vast, flashing schools of fish, we began making our way back toward our entry point. Above us, schools of fish pulsated and surged just below the surface. Turtles swam amongst the fish, entertaining the possibility of mating before making the decision that being surrounded by bubbles coming from a group of strange-looking creatures may not constitute the ideal situation. Three enormous manta rays swooped past from below before disappearing into the blue-gray void. And finally, another group of hammerheads slipped past us, no more than a couple meters away. There were four, just as massive as the last group: almost three meters long; bulky, solid and powerful, sleek and ghostly. Swimming next to the second was a baby, less than a meter in length. We returned to the boat, exhilarated and high on happiness. After heading to a nearby beach to eat lunch and snorkel with baby sharks and sting rays we turned back to town, lazing back half-asleep on top of the boat under the sun, singing our way through the entirety of the Beatles’ discography. Upon disembarking we searched out the best 50¢ chocolate-cinnamon-nutmeg ice cream in the history of mankind and headed to the university to make and consume homemade guac with banana chips, corn chips, apples and salsa/bean salad before piling into a classroom and falling asleep to Blue Planet on the big screen.

Also, I love my camera. Best Chanukah present ever.